I went to the moon

I went to the moon to buy a new spoon,
But as it turned out, there just wasn't room!

The man in the suit cried, "don't breathe the air!"
I said, "it's OK, rats go where they care."

I started to dig, I was looking for cheese,
I dug and I dug, all the way to my knees.

All that I found was dust, sand, and dirt,
I dug for so long that my arms start to hurt.

I was getting so mad, and my face just got redder,
Next time I might visit the shops for my cheddar.